The Albanese government's tax package passed the House on Thursday morning and is law by lunchtime. The Senate had already done its work on Tuesday.
The Roy Morgan numbers published on the weekend show One Nation projecting between 53 and 64 seats at a federal election held today.
There is a particular kind of press conference at which an Australian prime minister announces a victory that was, until very recently, a defeat.
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MELBOURNE, VIC — In a bold twist inspired by a recent reports in the Babylon Bee that Donald Trump plans to fence off San Francisco to expand Alcatraz, Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has announced an equally audacious plan: if Liberal candidate Tim Wilson wins the federal seat of Goldstein in the next election, she’ll turn the entire electorate into a maximum-security prison.
By the time you’ve finished reading this, you’ll owe the government a nickel for the privilege of breathing free air.
In the quiet hum of classrooms across America, a new challenge has emerged, one that would have been unthinkable a generation ago: the ubiquitous presence of cell phones.
In the crisp air of Australian politics, the teal independents have shimmered like a beacon of hope, their turquoise banners fluttering with promises of integrity, climate action, and a new moral compass. They swept into parliament in 2022, carried on the winds of voter discontent, vowing to steer the nation toward a cleaner, fairer future. But now, a shadow falls across their radiant ideals. Whispers, then shouts, have emerged from the digital ether—posts on X, murmurs in the press—linking their Climate 200 backers to the grim specter of slave labour in China’s Xinjiang region. The accusations, raw and unpolished, demand a reckoning: can the teals’ vision of virtue survive the stain of such a charge?
Oh, how the mighty Teals have fallen. Those sanctimonious independents, draped in their eco-friendly turquoise, have spent years preaching integrity and transparency, casting themselves as the pure-hearted saviours of Australian politics.
In the grand theater of human folly, where the irrational masquerades as virtue, Donald Trump has once again hoisted the tattered banner of tariffs—a policy as impotent as it is revered by the collectivists and mystics who worship at the altar of economic sacrifice.
The problem with the culture war
First, defend and prosecute the economic-reform agenda.